Make a couple of flips! If you are able to acquire such desirable bikes, then acquire some that are profitable for you (speaking of slippery slopes). eat out and build your bikes like you want them. A chrome bike has to fetch something on the bay or CL.
get some farmers market veggies to loosen up your bowels. blueberries, prunes anyone?
The garden and cickens idea sounds like genius, but you can't waste indoor space for coops when you have nice project bikes that could be exposed to the elements.