I read every post up through page 13 before posting.

I don’t know how to fix my bike if it breaks.

I don’t understand all the jargon on this board (e.g. What’s a Fred? This probably means I am one.)

I shop at Performance but take my bikes to my LBS for service.

I can’t rationalize spending $3,000 on a bike but I still want one.

I hate being passed…even by cars.

I occasionally bunny hop on my road bike to avoid seams that I think will cause a flat.