Actually I very rarely take out the old girl as she is almost "too nice too ride" - the paint is still virtually mint and new scratches would really hurt - couple with the fact that it is relatively rare and valuable she is pampered and hangs from the wall on the basement - A "birthday ride" around the neighborhood is likely going to happen though!
As for the 50 miles - I have done 46 on my Gary Fisher HKEK and agree that 50 miles on a 50+lb 5 speed cruiser with a vinyl saddle (albeit sprung) would not be a great deal of fun!
As for Pie - unless this is some secret, middle aged society code word, lol - I favor Key Lime...