Originally Posted by
lostarchitect
Just find a Scotsman, hit him over the head, steal his kilt and make tape out of it.
Hate to be so trite, but with that tan and brown Moto the perfect Tartan might be the Burberry "plaid", and you won't need to find a Scot to club. Pretty much any secretary or businessman in a raincoat and you're all set.
Easy clubbin'
