Originally Posted by
ItsJustAHill
Can't beat the woman renting the house next door to me; I saw her one night on her cruiser, riding the wrong way on my town's main drag, while talking on her cell phone...and smoking.
OTOH, I've seen her drive...there's less chance she'll kill someone if she's riding a bike.
At least she's riding a cruiser. Can you imagine her shifting gears ?