Originally Posted by
silmarillion
Hehehee, you guys are cracking me up! This is fun.
You call out on your left when you pass people in the hallway/grocery store.
Your afternoon break consists of a 16oz glass of water and an endurolyte..
You understand what the phrase "being doored" is all about...by experience...
You long to be ticketed for speeding on your bike, just for the bragging rights...
You realize that even if the country goes to hell in a hand-basket you still have your bike...
You have a commuter bag for every occasion ...
You wash cycling shorts and jerseys more often than any other clothes you have...
You always ask the Mormon guys how they manage to look so good in a shirt and tie after a long days ride...
While knock wood I don't know from experience I do know what it means to be doored so I make sure that I do not ride in the door zone. Just the other week I'd wished that there'd been a cop around to give me a ticket for speeding, wouldn't have minded if it would have been possible to get a picture being handed the ticket or of the radar gone display showing the speed. And my laundry does usually consist more of cycling related gear than it does non-cycling related gear.
I did a count the other day and I found out that I actually have more cycling socks than non-cycling socks.