Originally Posted by
silmarillion
Your afternoon break consists of a 16oz glass of water and an endurolyte..
It's not a problem when you don't have time to go get lunch, because there's always something in the seat bag, bottom of the panniers, etc.
You long to be ticketed for speeding on your bike, just for the bragging rights...
Still trying. Even willing to risk 5-7 over in the school zone next to work, but they just go after the drivers who "must pass the bike, no matter what." I should be getting a commission on those tickets.
You wash cycling shorts and jerseys more often than any other clothes you have...
They're more likely to reek if left for a couple of days, so they generally get tossed in with any load that doesn't require hot water or bleach. With a toddler and an infant around, that gives me about three opportunities a day.
You always ask the Mormon guys how they manage to look so good in a shirt and tie after a long days ride...
I still wonder about that. Do they wear bike shorts under the pants, are the pants special made for riding, or what?