Robbie,
You and I spend a couple of years explaining to tainters that the MV Ironman is not pink, it's fuchsia, and when we finally admit it's pink, they say it's purple. I don't get it.
Chagrin.
After hitting "Auto Correct" 452 times to get the bike to look somewhat less pink, I was confronted by my wife....
"That's a pink bike. What do you want with a pink bike?"
"It's fuscia."
"It's pink, and you know it. In fact, it's hot pink."
"It's fuscia. You shop at Land's End, ... call 'em. It's
fuscia."
"Knowing the diference makes you a fruitcake."
"OK, it's pink."
"Why do you have a pink bike?"
"Get me a beer."
"Are you sure you don't want a wine cooler?"
"This is over. You win. Leave me alone."
"Is that what the nail polish was for?"
"I said
you win. Yes. Leave me alone."