Put some veg oil in a can and let it sit around outside in the sun for a month or two....if you can get close enough to it,report back with your findings please.

Every animal/insect within a 10 mile radius is going to be interested in your fine machine.Your talking about rubbing fat on your bicycle.....If you like dogs,use lard instead.

It's cheap,it'll work(sort of).....that's about it.
Might make a better Loktite than oil after a couple weeks in the sun.