Originally Posted by smoke

i hit a squirrel two years ago. i went left, he went left. i went right, he went right. despite everything i could do, we ended up at the same place at the same time. ran squarely over him. must have broken his back. i looked back and he was flopping all over the road. i turned around and went back, but by then he had died. i felt bad about it

last winter, i got squirrels in my attic. took months and over $1000 to get 'em out. sold the house this spring. right after we went into contract, they got into the attic again. took another $600, a pellet gun, and it almost killed the house deal. squirrrels aren't cute little furry things, ya know; they're related to rats. they're rats with fuzzy tails

i was fit to be tied. they almost cost me $210,000. f***ing squirrels. every time i see 'em i try to run 'em over. i'll kill every one i see

f***ing squirrels