I don't technically own a bike...I hot-link pic's from other websites and claim them as my own. I'm a huge poseur, but I ride my keyboard every day at least 30mi.
A handful of my friends and I recently created a Facebook page to better communicate about rides and trail maintenance that we like to do together. I lobbied for including the word "Poseurs" in our group's name. Alas, I lost that battle.
Maybe I should print up a t-shirt or jersey. Hmmm....