I alluded to nothing about the way I negotiate and yet you berate me for such things and claim with a thinly veiled insult that I know nothing about negotiations...that does not point to your claim that you knew I was responding to the poster. You are not very good at this ASSUMPTION deal, stick your negotiation skills, since it is clear that you claim excellence in the matter.

You claim my response is offensive so you took it upon yourself to put me back in my place and complain that I went to first grade level with you? Really?

Let us break that down...

"Negotiate much? "
---cyder77's response to the thread was very funny so I laughed..actually I was "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off". He may not have meant for it to be funny, but it was friggin' hilarious specially the "kick in the nuts" bit.

"Homeland Security called they need terrorist negotiators!"
---First, I think it is hilarious that I have to explain this so here it comes... Last time I heard, HS does NOT negotiate(this is the funny part) with terrorists...well, maybe because they haven't met you yet!

Humor is clearly not in your bag of tricks as well. And clearly I FAIL at finding the offensive material. Your perception is yours and I did not take that into account.

Dude, you take things here WAAAAAY too seriously and it makes me want to call you names and go to a first grade level...oh wait, too late! This is the 41(weak excuse, I know).

You see that...nothing political, so no spanking needed.

Again...just so you do not make any assumptions...

On a serious note..I apologize for calling you names. I edited the response but you were too quick with the keyboard.