Uh, the deal was "she gets pregnant and I get a new Roubaix", right??? I'd hammer that home before the appointment next week. No wiggle room. If it is you, well, then you get a big fat comfort saddle and don't ride so much. If it is her = new bike...

All this works in theory until the wife is involved. Then like Clausewitz theory, the best plans are quickly laid waste.