Originally Posted by
bigbadwullf
Inhaling maybe, but not ingesting.
Most people who
inhale dihydrogen-oxide die within seconds or minutes. I try to
ingest approximately 3 kcc of it per day, lest I become dihydrogen-oxide deficient. I carry a plastic dispenser full of the stuff on my bike in a specially designed holder mounted on the frame so I can ingest some while I ride.
I actually think the stuff might have addictive properties, with side-effects of withdrawl being headaches, disorientation, hallucinations, and eventually a painful drawn out death. I sometimes go a half a day without, but I always fall off the wagon. I wish they made a 'patch' to help curb my cravings for dihydrogen-oxide.