Originally Posted by alive2

I am a Fred and proud of it!!!!! You know you are beyond being a Fred when,
#1. You do not have any real friends
#2. Your best friend is your bike
#3 You know you are better than everyone else
#4 You know for fact if someone doesn't have a bike as good as yours they are a Fred
#5 You would never ride with a pack on your back
#6 You never wave back to cyclists who wave at you
#7 You wouldn't be caught dead on your bike with out your full kit on
#8 You never bring more than two water bottles because that is just not cool
#9 You believe if someone is on anything but a road bike they are a Fred

Who else is proud to be a Fred???