OK, so we had tornadoes in April, my territory.
We've got a forest fire going on since about May,
plus the one in Great Dismal Swamp to the north (peat moss burns for months)
Today, an earthquake. Hurricane Irene is still far off.
If I start seeing locusts and frogs, I'm moving back to Wisconsin.

I kind of wish it had been at night, so I could be smoking a cigarette, acting smug, when my wife woke up....