Hey, my friends and wife call me and old fart, but I don't think of myself that way. I just realized recently that most of the people I hang out with and eat lunch with are 20 to 30 years younger than me. They make cracks about my lack of hair on my head and white hair on my face and I make cracks about them being younguns. It's all good till people I don't know start making comments, unless they're willing to throw in a senior citizens discount. Then they can call me old all they want.

I think old is when I get tired of getting up in the morning and I don't see that happening for a long time. I'm only early 50's. My father in law is in his 80's and he's not old.