Hahaha. Duel.

Originally a short story in Playboy magazine...later a movie starring Dennis Weaver, and directed by Steven Spielberg, I believe.

I was going to make reference to it in my original post, but figured it was too esoteric.

Everyone I told this to thought it was strange, at best.

I'm no commuting noob. I've been doing this for about 30 years, and this has never happened to me before.