You need cycling pants because you have a soft butt.
When I was a kid, we didn't even have seats, so we used to duct tape rocks to the top of the seat post. And we liked it.
Up hill, both ways.
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I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.
Originally Posted by
bragi 
"However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."