...When a cop pulls you for suspicion of drunk driving and, during the conversation, you realize it was because you were dodging the potholes and nastier bumps on a long downhill stretch...and simply forgot you were in the car and not on the bike. :doh:
Took the car because it was a 30 mile trip after dark...same reason the cop pulled me: it was after dark. No ticket, just 30 minutes lost. Never left my own lane, either. "Weaving within the lane." was the reason he pulled me.

"Get home safe, now."
You too, sir.