This question is so entirely novel to this forum I don't know how to approach it. If you search the history I bet you can't find a single thread where someone asked this same question.

Sarcasm aside - do a search!

My favorite question from every issue of Bicycling magazine:"How do I get faster in 45 minutes after work when I'm tired, have to take my son to little league, don't like my wife, and both my daughters are knocked-up"?


To answer the OP: tie a single zip-tie around the top tube and around one link of the chain-link fence.