I don't know how I totally forgot to post this.
Yesterday when I was going home, it started raining around 10 min after I left work. So I'm going along, have my clear lenses on. There are these 3 chicks walking down the street, obviously caught in the rain, soaked, and I mean see thru type soaked. One of em, white v-neck, yellow bra, jeans, sees me staring at her as I'm passing by (mistake #1) and decides to pull the collar on the v-neck open to expose her bra, obviously you know where my eyes are (mistake #2). Next thing I know, I'm halfway into busting through a red light, I jammed on my brakes, realized there wasn't anyone coming, and took off.
I bet she was thinking, "take a good look perv, cause you're about to crash in 3...2..."
My bad.