I don't lube my bike very often, but when I do, maybe I put on too much lube, because there are always drops of the lube on the floor hours or even a day or two after, especially if I pedal the chain from time to time to distribute the lube while not riding.

I never got stinky, though , but I'd rather people not see me in two very different outfits the same day, within a short time ("hey, now you got dressed up!") . They should just see me the way I mean to present myself that day.

Caloso, lucky you are. How many people have a locker and shower room at work? Actors or fitness club workers, maybe