^It's true. I secretly long to be a lyrca wearing, lap timing, carbon SS 29er riding middle aged man driving a small luxury SUV with the most extravagant Thule roof rack on the market so everyone knows I'm the 'shiz'. That is what young people say these days, isn't it?

Seriously though IGH, you've never enjoyed a cheap laugh at the expense of an unpleasant stereotype? You've never profiled anyone in your entire life? You go ahead & enjoy sitting atop your golden pedestal, but don't judge me because I like to play in the dirt.