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Old 09-10-11 | 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Street rider
That'd be the life

narrow minded. heres how you do it:

wake up to a bj from zooey dechanel wearing glasses.
eat breakfast.
bj from zooey dechanel no glasses.
sleep more.
wake up again, zooey dechanel is not around and its nice and quiet.
eat lunch and read newspaper.
ride bike somewhere or something else that i want to do.
get drunk.
lambo.
las vegas.
menage a trois[they are best friends and start college next week. yay! sorority sisters!].
dirtbikes inside hotel.
authorities alerted.
private jet.
sky dive.
amsterdam.
trippy man.
zooey dechanels less attractive sister gives me a blowy.
sleep.
wake up at home.

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