I've been separated/divorced from a 15 yr marriage for the last two years. I've been avoiding women because there's no one to tell me that I ride too much or spend too much on cycling.

I also confess to riding 16,000 miles, buying a new mtb, a Specialized Roubaix and a Serotta dream bike in the last 2 years so the spending too much on cycling would have a shred of truth.