Originally Posted by slvoid
I'd aim right for the door, the interior of the door + occupants are PERFECT for reducing my speed. Plus, me slamming into them at 15mph will teach them a good lesson.
It is worth a good laugh.
Many years ago, I had a car race past me, sharply pull into my lane and hit the brakes. I swerved to the right headed between the car and curb beginning a panic stop. The passenger door flies open and a guy steps out. The guy hears my tires braking on the road and turns to look. I manage to stop with my front wheel between the guys legs and the top of the tire 1" from the guys jewels. The expression on the guys face kept me laughing the rest of the day.
Another time, 3 drunks in a VW bus were harassing me on a road with a very wide lane. I yelled a few choice words at them. At the next stop sign they stop in the left part of the lane and I am well behind approaching in the right side of the lane (about 8 feet separation). The passenger hops out of the VW to challenge me, so I turn to the left and aim my front wheel right at him and start stomping the pedals. The drunk throws his half empty can of beer at me, hops into the VW and the cowards speed away. Again, the look on the drunks face kept me laughing.
