Originally Posted by horus11B

I'm not worthy of my bike and its an entry level bike, yet I already want to swap wheels.

I have SPD pedals on my road bike.

I put a stainless coffee mug in my bottle cage and do my best to pass other guys on road bikes with a cigarette in my mouth. I then wave and say hello in korean. "Ahn yong ha say yo"

I complain about being too big to be a cyclist but refuse to drop below 190 lbs at 5'10 . I'm 12 % body fat.

I failed out of ranger school because my knee gave out, and I'll never be a seal either because I suck at speaking other languages. I feel like everyone in the world should speak english, and am a dick when they can't. I feel bad about all of this.

I get mad when people thank me for being a soldier because I feel like they're blowing smoke up my ass.

I feel guilty because I'm more at home away from my family in some god forsaken land than with them.

I feel like a ***** because I'm in korea instead of afghanistan.

I really like cute fuzzy animals.