Originally Posted by
RTDub
Gee, how many tubes should I take today? Three.
Should I add an extra Co2 cartridge, or just leave it at home and take only the pump? Pump.
Are these patches any good? Only as good as the patcher.
Who else is going to be there? I am a one man wolfpack.
What's the weather like, right now? Windy with a chance of more wind.
How about later? See above.
Will I be gone long? Flats happen everywhere.
How remote is the ride? Doesn't matter.
What's SWMBO doing today? That is a long acronym.
Is she going to be available? Depends on what SWMBO means.
Will there be cell service where I am? Verizon, so, yes.
Will she have cell service? See above.
What if she's not around then? There's always someone you can call.
What if I'm riding when I'm supposed to be at work? Ride TO work.
What friends could I call if I royally screw this up? See two above.
Should I bring cleat covers in case I have to walk? MTB shoes and Candy pedals.
Can I walk in these cleats? See above.
Are these my favorite socks? Seek therapy.
I don't want to ruin them. Make a follow-up appointment.
DS, this is not mocking you, it is mocking the process :-)
You're making a mockery of my mockery. Does that mean we're serious now?
Or does two mockings make us right?
SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed*
* See the most awesome of mocksters,
Rumpole