Originally Posted by
TonyA
The only thing I remember before this was more humorous than anything else -- an old geezer (even older than me) pulled up behind me in a left turn lane, honked his horn, waved as if directing traffic, and said "get off the road!" That was just a misunderstanding about road rights. Most of what we're talking about here is morons amusing themselves in the usual moron way.
I've actually had idiots pull off the road ahead of me because they wanted to discuss the matter. One guy told me he called the sheriff because he thought I wasn't riding far enough to the right. I was in the middle of friggin' nowhere, and there was no traffic. I was about 5 feet from the right so he could easily pass without jeopardizing anyone -- though he did have to shift over a bit, I guess. Strangely, the sheriff did not ticket me (or even show up for that matter).