There was an 80 year old guy zipping along on his bike. A younger guy saw him and decided to catch up with him--couldn't let the old fellow out do him. After some hard peddaling he caught up. Told the old guy you are doing a fairly good pace, but you wont last long. The old gent said sonny I'm in great shape and I can outdo you at anything you want to mention. The young guy said yea right--bet you don't have a sex life. The old guy said " I have sex almost everyday. Almost on Monday almost on Tuesday.....