today i, got up planning to ride to work but instead woke up 45 minutes later on the floor of my kids room. i dunno
today i, bought base bars and two bike carriers for my car BNIB for 1/2 the price i would have spent at work with my discount
today i, went to mcdonalds[mcregret with fries] for lunch and was sexually assaulted in line by a 70ish crazy lady wearing what could only be described as a smurfs costume. she touched my butt. my co-worker was also assaulted. double butt touch combo.
today i*, left mcdonalds in my car and a cop heading in the opposite direction noticed my seatbelt wasn't done up[i dunno], hit the lights and tried to flip a *****. he got cut off by a guy in a minivan so i floored it the three blocks to work while he was trying to maneuver in the idiot traffic and parked my car in the service lot. pretty sure he didnt get my plate. lol

*eluded the cops in a car chase. eff the police.