Levi commuter jeans? So, they're regular jeans that hold a u-lock?

I have to ask the obvious - who the **** wants to carry a heavy u-lock in their back pocket sandwiched between their butt and saddle? $78?

I wear jeans, cargo pants, and cheap "swish" jogging-type pants from Target or wherever. I don't mind riding in my work chinos, etc. but over time it wears the ass of my pants out -- so now I just carry those to work and change there.