We could eat the children. Not all of them, just pick out the mouthiest one and eat that brat in front of the others as a lesson.
I've heard plenty of stupid comments from children and adults, some get under my skin and some I ignore and roll along. Try and keep in mind that these narrow minded, ignorant, foolish, petty, silly people are talking out of their backsides and probably live small lives (or in the case of children, are just children) and should be pitied but ignored. You (and all of us) are doing much more everyday to improve our lives and become better, more interesting people than any of those twerps will ever manage. Please, don't listen to the pathetic imbeciles spouting out drivel caused by their acorn sized brains reacting to something out of the ordinary. Celebrate your accomplishments and no one can diminish them.