Originally Posted by
Don in Austin
Austin, Texas, 6:00 AM, pitch dark, eastbound on Convict Hill Rd.
Within a few hundred yards of my house ... I know the area well. The bike lanes seem to be full of joggers around dawn and dusk, and most aren't lit.
Either way, I think the phrase most of the commenters seem to be after is along the lines of "Cool story, bro!".