I've said this before, but a few years ago he was doing daily radio reports for 3aw with
David Hookes and Gerald Healy, and every time they tried to crack a gag with Mikey, they
got a, "er....what?" response from him.

He was either too witless to get it, or took himself so seriously that his "h@rdcore" race reports
dare not be interupted with any "fun"