That was probably a rhetorical question, but I'll answer any way...

Keys? Why would you need keys on tour? I usually leave all keys home, but if I took them they could just as well be packed away somewhere because I won't be needing them on tour.

Wallet, I don't take that either. The only wallet type stuff I usually take is a drivers license, a credit card, a debit card, a health insurance card, and some cash. They go in my little camera bag along with my phone. I used to carry them in a little heavy duty zip lock in a jersey pocket but switched to the camera bag.