Originally Posted by
Digital_Cowboy
How's this?
Today as I'm heading out for my usual ride, I encounter a woman who is salmoning down the sidewalk, talking on her cell phone AND carrying her young child on the handlebars of her bike.
I'll see your salmoning mom and child, and rise you with a young woman riding in traffic without a helmet, large shopping bag strapped to the handle bars, no mirror, listening to music with both ears covered by head phones, and drinking coffee/chocolate from a large coffee cup.
