yeah, sorry, could resist it.

all very good points btw, especially one like doing dishes right away and burning stuff, things that do make a big big difference. Only having Canadian experience, cant say anything regarding alligators etc but it does make sense with all critters, food smells and garbage, leftovers etc are the main issue.
On that note, dont ever cook bacon or whatever under your vestibule, as your now bacon-flavored-tent will be rather attractive...