That's what I'm here for- virtual confession time.

I see I am being far and away out voted on leaving the bike be. I guess I could throw down all the guilt nonsense of "It's only original once, yada, yada, yada...," but that won't do since I'm pretty guilty of that C&V sin.

But I think I see another trend emerging--- you are going after "sex appeal." It's more manly, and virile, and studly, to ride a bike sans eyelets decked out in Macho Italian Campy.

Robbie, it is time to get in touch with your softer side. Think fenders. Imagine racks. Dream about bells and handlebar bags. All while leisurely riding through the NC countryside wearing tweed on your Gentleman Cinelli SC.

Don't forget, we will demand pictures.