Originally Posted by
PluperfectArson
Girls? Happy?
I don't think so, son.
From experience all I can say is:

oh too true. And yes, it's in our job descriptions to appease.
Originally Posted by
yummygooey
Today I spent $200 taking my girlfriend out for her 21st birthday dinner.
Sigh.
At least she's happy, amirite?
Tie the knot and see what happens.