Originally Posted by
jimxyz
A good alternative if you want a kick on a long ride is coke that has gone flat. Open it the night before and let the air out. You can take it on a long ride/run and not have the carbonation side effects (this is for centuries and other long events)
Seriously? Your body can turn High Fructose Corn Syrup into ready energy that quickly? I would suggest something like Jones Soda that uses real cane sugar instead.