Originally Posted by
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Good thing you live in Manhattan where a month's mortgage will buy some REALLY nice kit!

Actually, I'm just a guy from Queens, where the cost of living is just so cheap and reasonable....

Goodness, even the average mortgage payment in the outer boroughs could get me a nice Colnago, along with a Pinarello, Bottecchia and Basso!
Hmmm, what would happen if I missed just one mortgage payment?