Last summer some fat ***** in a minivan honked as she passed me. I was riding straight as an arrow in the center of the bike lane, and she had more than enough room to pass me safely without getting close to the bike lane. I flipped her off and said some stuff that she couldn't hear, and she slams on the brakes and waits for me to catch up. She proceeds to start flipping out on me saying that she was warning me. I tell her that is bull**** and cyclists don't need to be warned when they are doing nothing wrong and that they ****ing hate when drivers do that.

She ended up zooming off in a huff obviously thinking she was the one in the right and I was just an ungrateful crazy cyclist jerk who would have swerved in front of her if she didn't "warn" me. I should also mention that her teenage daughter was sitting in the passenger seat between us and looked absolutely mortified. I hope she was like "Mom that was so embarrassing I hate you!"