My first sensible reaction (there were many unsensible ones which needed to be repressed) was get up and yell "Are you serious???" and she responded "Kids will be kids!" in one of the most annoying nasally voices I've ever heard with a nervous smile on her face. I think she could tell by the look on my face (sometimes that's really all it takes) that a murder was about to occur because she gathered up her brats and scurried around the corner very quickly. I had to just take a deep breath and sit back down. My latte suddenly tasted like piss and vinegar.