-Thighs will never ever rub again!
-My bike is so cool, see the people admire it!
-I wonder if the suspension will break. Why didn't my BikeForum friends tell me that front suspension is going to be high maintenance,sooner?
-My bike is so cool, those guys are looking at it. Tee Hee. I'm gonna strike a pose. What kind of pose could I do on a bike?
-I am strengthening my IT Band! I think.
-I hope that car doesn't hit me. I've already been through that before and I don't want to be flying up into the air today -NOT TODAY!
-Man, one day I'm gonna get a fast bike. This one is cute, not fast enough though.
-Here comes the hill, Christ!!!! Shift, pedal...pedal...pedal...don't stop....pedal...pedal...almost there...pedal...breathe...not almost there...breathe...pedal...pedal!


However, when I am runninng toward a hill I am very COOL. My though pattern:

A hill! Yes! This is going to make me run a much fast 5K. What kind of hill it this one? Curves = feminine, straight up / steap =masculine. This one is masculine. He wants respect so I had better take it slow and not challenge him...

Basically, I handle the hills as those I am training a wild horse. I love doing that.