$400 sale. Nothing in my sales history to flag it. Nothing in my buying history to flag it.
Buyer has decent numbers, 100%. I have about triple his, 100%.

The PayPal guy says "I don't know why the system failed you on this, but I can't fix it, it's eBay's hold."

The eBay guy says "It's PayPal's hold. The buck stops here and I'm not passing it, or helping you."
Literally.

Now I know how Yossarian felt. If I had a B-17, I know exactly where I'd fly it.