Alright, I've got another suggestion then. While you're trying to buy your way out of sweating, how about taking some of that excess dough or one of those underused bikes and passing it on to someone who would actually appreciate it? How about Bicycle Aid for Africa at http://www.re-cycle.org/? After all, it's only because so many have so little that a fortunate few can stockpile high-end bicycles in their suburban garages.