Personally, I would rather remove my family jewels with a plastic fork than go shopping ANYWHERE for Christmas on Black Friday, Dark Gray Saturday or whatever today is.

I'd rather eat and ride. Eat some more and ride a little more. Take a nap. Have a cocktail and eat some more. Sleep. Begin cycle all over again. That's what holidays are for. Now I'm going for a nice ride. It's a little overcast but the air temp is 67F. Nice. Then I'll cook some turkey soup. What do you think? With noodles or rice?