I'm glad you asked. For only $20, I can insure you, for your entire life, against being abducted by aliens. Actually it's $50 if you live in New Mexico.
Originally Posted by
xiaosen
Bikes are all protected under my house policy and we have socialized medicine, so no worry there.
Go check your home-owners policy, and see if you're covered against this risk!
This get-rich-quick sheme was all fun and games, until I found out people really
do sell alien abduction insurance:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insurance